THE COMPUTER PROGRAMMER

THE COMPUTER PROGRAMMER:

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero."

The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week."

The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want."

Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked,

"What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want.

Why won't you kiss me?" The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

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Good example about the Loop

What a loop...

Boss to Secartery;

for a week We'll go abroad.

She calls her husband;

for a week I & boss are going abroad.

Husband calls Girlfiernd;

Wife going, Lets enjoy.

Girlfriend calls her student;

for a week you are free.

Little boy calls his grandpa;

I'm free.

Grandpa (boss) calls Secartery;

Tour Cancelled, I'm with my grandson this week.

Secartery calls her husband;

Tour canceld.

Husband calls Girl friend;

Wife is not going.

Girlfriend calls boy;

This week your class as usual.

Boy calls grandpa;

Sorry I have to attned my class.

Grandpa calls Secaretry;

We are going abroad.

its a loop there now ;-)

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Why only Indians are Re-born (funny)

Why only Indians are Re-born?

Mystery solved!

The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said `I have to talk to you. We have some Indians up here in heaven and they are causing problems. They`re swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce and Gabana saris instead of their white robes, they are riding Mercedes and BMW`s instead of the chariots, and they`re selling their halos to people for discounted prices. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear, since they keep c rouching down midway eating samosas and drinking chai (tea). Some of them are even walking around with just one wing!`

The Lord said, `Indians are Indians. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call.`

Satan answered the phone, `Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.` Satan returned to the phone, `OK I`m back. What can I do for you?`

Gabriel replied, `I just wanted to know what kind of problems you`re having down there.`

Satan says, `Hold on again. I need to check on something.`

After about 5 minutes Satan returns to the phone and said, `I`m back. Now what was the question?`

Gabriel said, `What kind of problems are you having down there?`

Satan says, `Man I don`t believe this .. Hold on.`

This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes. He returned and said, "I`m sorry Gabriel, I can`t talk right now.. These Indians are trying to install air conditioning and making hell a comfortable place to live in by putting out the fire..fire is there to keep them uncomfortably hot!! Since they are so tech savvy, they were trying to start a telephone connection between heaven and hell..I am having such a hard time controlling and dealing with them!! Some were trying to start a chai - pakora shop, which I had to stop..I am requesting Lord to send them back on earth as soon as they arrive as re-birth".

Indians will be Indians..

So this is the story why Indians are re-born!!!


~Chindian

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kissing and slap

Vajpayee, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Jayalalitha are travelling in a train.

The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap.
The train comes out of the tunnel.

Jayalalitha and Vajpayee are sitting there looking perplexed.
Musharraf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap.
All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Jayalalitha is thinking: -These Pakistanis are all crazy after Madhuri. Musharraf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.
Madhuri is thinking: -Musharaf must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Jayalalitha instead and got slapped.
Musharraf is thinking: -Damn it, Vajpayee must have tried to kiss Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped me.
Vajpayee is thinking: -If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Musharraf again

~Chindian

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