Fianl decision

Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and lallu Prasad Yadav were

travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of

them died.

judge was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.

He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN.

But, for lallu, Judge had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.

lallu is not at all happy with this decision.

He asks Judge as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of

them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public

positions, etc.

Then why the differential treatment?

He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before

a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived

notions.

Judge agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English

test.

PVNR is asked to spell " INDIA" and he does it correctly.

Advani is asked to spell " ENGLAND" and he too passes.

It is lallu's turn and he is asked to spell " CZECHOSLOVAKIA".

lallu protests that he doesn't know English.

He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus

forced to fail with false intent.

Judge then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chance

assuming that lallu should at least feel that Hindi would provide an equal

platform for all three).

PVNR is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He writes it easily and

passes.

Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes.

lallu is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR....."

Tough one. He fails again.

lallu is extremely unhappy.

Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't),he now

requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history

Judge says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take

any more tests.

PVNR is asked: "When did Indiaget Independence?". He replied "1947" and

passed.

Advani is asked "How many people died during the independence struggle?".

He gets nervous. Judge asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000

or 300,000.

Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.

It's lallu's turn now.

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Judge asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died

in the struggle.

lallu accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.

Moral of the story: IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE..... ...:-)

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Innocent and Adolescent curiosity

~Chindian

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Religion Conversion

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Religion Conversion (interesting)

Each Friday night after work, Santa Singh would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbors were strict Catholics ... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.



The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest. The Priest came to visit Santa, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Santa attended Mass ... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, “You were born a Sikh, and raised a Sikh, but now, you are a Catholic.”



Santa’s neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived. The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Santa's backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.



There stood Santa, holding a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted: “Oye, you was born as a chicken, and you was born as a lamb, you was raised as a chicken, and you was raised as a lamb but now yara(dear), you are a potato and tomato!”

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Innocent and Adolescent curiosity

~Chindian

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WHO PUSHED ME?

WHO PUSHED ME?

There was a wealthy man who wanted to choose a husband for his only daughter. One day he invited the eligible young men from the whole town. During the occasion, when everyone was present he made an announcement, “Today, I am going to choose a husband for my daughter.

Anyone who can swim across this pool can have my daughter’s hand in marriage and inherit half of my wealth. The only challenge is that the pool is full of alligators.”

With that announcement everyone present was silent. Suddenly, there was a loud splash, and in a matter of seconds a young man swam across the pool to the other side. Everybody cheered at the heroic feat of the young man. The wealthy man walked towards the young man and congratulated him.

The young man said, “Sir, I am not interested in marrying your daughter. What I want to know is the name of the person who pushed me into the pool?”

SUCCESS PRINCIPLES

There are various types of motivation, and the one that is related to the above story is “fear” motivation.

Sometimes, to bring out the best in us or in others, we have to use fear motivation. We have potentials within us but we need to stir it up with motivation and inspiration. However, fear motivation will only work in the short term, because people will get accustomed to it in the long run.

MOTIVATIONAL QUOTE

"So many of our dreams at first seem impossible, then they seem improbable, and then when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable."

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Nokia Secret Codes

*#06# for checking the IMEI (International Mobile Equipment Identity).
*#7780# reset to factory settings.
*#67705646# This will clear the LCD display(operator logo).
*#0000# To view software version.
*#2820# Bluetooth device address.
*#746025625# Sim clock allowed status.
#pw+1234567890+1# Shows if sim have restrictions.
*#92702689# - takes you to a secret menu where you may find some of the information below:
1. Displays Serial Number.
2. Displays the Month and Year of Manufacture
3. Displays (if there) the date where the phone was purchased (MMYY)
4. Displays the date of the last repair - if found (0000)
5. Shows life timer of phone (time passes since last start)
*#3370# - Enhanced Full Rate Codec (EFR) activation. Increase signal strength, better signal reception. It also help if u want to use GPRS and the service is not responding or too slow. Phone battery will drain faster though.
*#3370* - (EFR) deactivation. Phone will automatically restart. Increase battery life by 30% because phone receives less signal from network.
*#4720# - Half Rate Codec activation.
*#4720* - Half Rate Codec deactivation. The phone will automatically restart.

If you forgot wallet code for Nokia S60 phone, use this code reset: *#7370925538#
Note, your data in the wallet will be erased. Phone will ask you the lock code. Default lock code is: 12345
Press *#3925538# to delete the contents and code of wallet.
Unlock service provider: Insert sim, turn phone on and press vol up(arrow keys) for 3 seconds, should say pin code. Press C,then press * message should flash, press * again and 04*pin*pin*pin# \
*#7328748263373738# resets security code.
Default security code is 12345
Change closed caller group (settings >security settings>user groups) to 00000 and ure phone will sound the message tone when you are near a radar speed trap. Setting it to 500 will cause your phone 2 set off security alarms at shop exits, gr8 for practical jokes! (works with some of the Nokia phones.) Press and hold "0" on the main screen to open wap browser.

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