Why only Indians are Re-born (funny)

Why only Indians are Re-born?

Mystery solved!

The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said `I have to talk to you. We have some Indians up here in heaven and they are causing problems. They`re swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce and Gabana saris instead of their white robes, they are riding Mercedes and BMW`s instead of the chariots, and they`re selling their halos to people for discounted prices. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear, since they keep c rouching down midway eating samosas and drinking chai (tea). Some of them are even walking around with just one wing!`

The Lord said, `Indians are Indians. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call.`

Satan answered the phone, `Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.` Satan returned to the phone, `OK I`m back. What can I do for you?`

Gabriel replied, `I just wanted to know what kind of problems you`re having down there.`

Satan says, `Hold on again. I need to check on something.`

After about 5 minutes Satan returns to the phone and said, `I`m back. Now what was the question?`

Gabriel said, `What kind of problems are you having down there?`

Satan says, `Man I don`t believe this .. Hold on.`

This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes. He returned and said, "I`m sorry Gabriel, I can`t talk right now.. These Indians are trying to install air conditioning and making hell a comfortable place to live in by putting out the fire..fire is there to keep them uncomfortably hot!! Since they are so tech savvy, they were trying to start a telephone connection between heaven and hell..I am having such a hard time controlling and dealing with them!! Some were trying to start a chai - pakora shop, which I had to stop..I am requesting Lord to send them back on earth as soon as they arrive as re-birth".

Indians will be Indians..

So this is the story why Indians are re-born!!!


~Chindian

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kissing and slap

Vajpayee, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Jayalalitha are travelling in a train.

The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap.
The train comes out of the tunnel.

Jayalalitha and Vajpayee are sitting there looking perplexed.
Musharraf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap.
All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Jayalalitha is thinking: -These Pakistanis are all crazy after Madhuri. Musharraf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.
Madhuri is thinking: -Musharaf must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Jayalalitha instead and got slapped.
Musharraf is thinking: -Damn it, Vajpayee must have tried to kiss Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped me.
Vajpayee is thinking: -If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Musharraf again

~Chindian

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luloo and pig

One day Luloo was traveling by car. He was going

to a village for campaigning . Suddenly a piglet came before
the car. The driver couldn't hit the brake at the right time
and unfortunately the baby pig was killed in the accident . At
the sight Luloo was deeply moved and felt very upset He called
the driver and said ,"Jiska e suuar hai hum usko compensesan
dena chahta hoon . Usko dhundke lav ".

At his words the driver went to the nearest village and came
back after some time with a tilak on his forehead, garlands
around his neck and lots of money in his hands!!!

Luloo was surprised . He asked ,"Hum tumko kaha tha ke uss
aadmi ko laiye , aur tum aise wapas aaye ho!
baat kya hai?"

At this the driver replied " I told them about the incident .
Hearing it they were rejoiced , put tilak and garlands on me,
then danced for some time and gave this money."

Luloo then asked him "Aap unko egjactly kaa bole?"

The driver replied :
"Main bola, MAIN Luloo Prasad Yadav KA DRIVER HOON,
MAINE SUAAR KE BACHHE KO MAR DALA HAI.........."

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~Chindian

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known and unknown

Biggest Mystery of Maths:

1000s of years passed,

Millions of theorems derived,

Crores of formulae made,

But still..




X is unknown!!



XXX is well known!!

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