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This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in
various places of India...
Infosys, Bangalore:
An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please
sanction me one-week leave.
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Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not
return, please grant me half day casual leave"
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A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am
suffering from headache. I request you to
leave me today"
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An incident of a leave letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare
one day holiday."
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Another leave letter written to the headmaster: As my headache is
paining, please grant me leave for the day.
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Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."
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Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to
my below..."
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From H.A.L. Administration dept: As my mother-in-law has expired and I
am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.
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Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering
from sickness and as I am her only husband at home,I may be granted leave".
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Letter writing: - "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same
well."
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Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing
his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
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This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the
"mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."
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A candidate's application: "This has reference to your advertisement
calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both! for the past several years and I can handle
both, I am applying for the post.
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