Indian Jokes

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

How Men Change

The Love Word:
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?

Back from Work:
After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!
After 6 months: I'm BACK!!
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?

Phone Ringing:
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
After 6 months: Here, it's for you.
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!

Cooking:
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN??

New Dress:
After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

TV:
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie.
After 6 years: I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!

Making Love:
After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?
After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!!
After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here!!!!

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Friday, January 23, 2009

Chandrababuijam

Chandrababuijam
You have two cows in Vijayawada . You hook them to internet and milk them from Hyderabad .

Jayalalithaijam

You have two cows. You teach them to cry,"Ammaaaaaaa..."

and fall at your feet.

Karunanidhiijam

You have two cows. You give one to your son and the other to your nephew.

Gandhijam

You have two cows. But you drink goat's milk.

Indiraijam

You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows.

Lalooijam

You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore worth of cattlefeed for them.

Rajnikantijam

You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their milk in your mouth.

Sardarijam

You have two cows. You paint them both to get colourful milk.

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Human Monkeys

Hints

Kindness of God

Being extremely happy

Believe

Profitable Sectors

~Chindian

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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Pakistani, a Bangladeshi and a Sardarji

A Pakistani, a Bangladeshi and a Sardarji are sitting at a Pub in Bavaria drinking beer.

The Pakistani drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says 'In Islamabad our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice.'

The Bangladeshi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says 'In Dhaka we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either.'

OUR Sardar, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Pakistani and Bangladeshi. He says

'In India we have so many Pakistanis and Bangladeshis staying illegally and doing terrorism,so we don't need to drink with the same ones twice'.

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Reuse

What is nature

Behind US Economy fall

Human beings welfare

Threat

Diwali

~Chindian

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