Power of media

Apr 14 2010

Power of media

A servant enrolled his donkey in a race and won.
The local newspaper read" 'SERVANT's ASS WON'

The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the servant not to enter the donkey in another race.
Next day the local paper headline read: 'KING SCRATCHES SERVANT's ASS'.

This was too much for the king, he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey.

He gave the donkey to the queen.
The local newspaper had the news heading: 'QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN'

The king fainted ..

Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10$.
Next day paper read: 'QUEEN SELLS ASS FOR 10$'.

This was too much, KING ordered the queen to buy back the donkey & lead it to jungle.
The next day headlines: 'QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE'

The king was buried the next day!

POWER OF MEDIA :-D

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Men and Women discoveries

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Men and Women discoveries

Men discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,

Women discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.



Men discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,

Women discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.



Men discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,

Women discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.



Men discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,

Women discovered FOOD and invented DIET.



Men discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,

Women discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.



Men discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,

Women discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.



Thereafter Men have discovered and invented a lot of things…
While Women STUCK to shopping.

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Men-Women (50-50)

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Men-Women (50-50)

WOMAN has MAN in it .

SHE has HE in it.

Mrs. has Mr. in it.

LADY has LAD in it.

MISTERESS has MISTER in it.

MADAM has ADAM in it.

HOSTESS has HOST in it.

FEMALE has MALE in it

......and so on the list is never ending

This tells

Men /Women are always incomplete without Women/Men

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About Girlfriend

If you are well dressed,
She thinks you are play boy.
If you are not,
She thinks you are a begger.

If you kiss her,
She thinks you r not a gentleman.
If you don't,
She thinks you are not a man.

If you praise her,
She thinks you are a lier.
If u don't she thinks,
You are good for nothing.

If you visit her often,
She thinks u are boring.
If you don't she accuses,
You for double crossing.

If u visit another girl,
She accuses you for being cheat.
If she is visited by another guy,
She says "oh..! its natural! we are girls..!

If you propose love within a brief time ,
You are a freash guy.
If you propose love later ,
She wonders why

If you are jealous,
She says its bad.
If your not she doubts ,
Your love and is not glad.

If you attempt romance,.
She thinks you don't respect her.
If you don't ,
She thinks you don't like her.

If you listen ,
She wants to talk .
If you wanna talk ,
She also wants to talk.