About Girlfriend

If you are well dressed,
She thinks you are play boy.
If you are not,
She thinks you are a begger.

If you kiss her,
She thinks you r not a gentleman.
If you don't,
She thinks you are not a man.

If you praise her,
She thinks you are a lier.
If u don't she thinks,
You are good for nothing.

If you visit her often,
She thinks u are boring.
If you don't she accuses,
You for double crossing.

If u visit another girl,
She accuses you for being cheat.
If she is visited by another guy,
She says "oh..! its natural! we are girls..!

If you propose love within a brief time ,
You are a freash guy.
If you propose love later ,
She wonders why

If you are jealous,
She says its bad.
If your not she doubts ,
Your love and is not glad.

If you attempt romance,.
She thinks you don't respect her.
If you don't ,
She thinks you don't like her.

If you listen ,
She wants to talk .
If you wanna talk ,
She also wants to talk.

THE COMPUTER PROGRAMMER

THE COMPUTER PROGRAMMER:

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero."

The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week."

The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want."

Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked,

"What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want.

Why won't you kiss me?" The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

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Good example about the Loop

What a loop...

Boss to Secartery;

for a week We'll go abroad.

She calls her husband;

for a week I & boss are going abroad.

Husband calls Girlfiernd;

Wife going, Lets enjoy.

Girlfriend calls her student;

for a week you are free.

Little boy calls his grandpa;

I'm free.

Grandpa (boss) calls Secartery;

Tour Cancelled, I'm with my grandson this week.

Secartery calls her husband;

Tour canceld.

Husband calls Girl friend;

Wife is not going.

Girlfriend calls boy;

This week your class as usual.

Boy calls grandpa;

Sorry I have to attned my class.

Grandpa calls Secaretry;

We are going abroad.

its a loop there now ;-)

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